This weather has given me motivation only to sit in the air conditioning and watch tv. If only I could take a trip to the Great Lakes where I know the water is still not like bathwater....
It definitely has me thinking though. That Camp dude said that the world was going to end May 21, 2011 and we're still here, but shit is pretty intense this year as far a weather, animals, and well... I guess that's it as far as I know. I mean, we've had nearly 103% over the normal tornado outbreaks in the country. Not to mention, we've hit some records as far as high temperatures in the Midwest. Southern California had an outbreak of tornadoes! There have been super powerful tornadoes. It's almost "Day After Tomorrow" - esque.
And the insects... Because of the strange atmosphere that we've had, the bugs are absolutely horrible this year. The bees, the ants, the flies, and the mosquitoes. Those damn mosquitoes are biting at victims ruthlessly, making it look like a first grade classroom infected with chicken pox.
It's starting to add up, the apocalypse is coming, or maybe it already came. But what can you do? Give your money to me so I can spend hundreds of millions of dollars on advertising? I think so ;)
